I saw a small bathroom for employees and went straight to it, all the while a stock boy is trying to stop me and tell me I can’t use it. About this time I spied another pair of doors marked employees only and pushed my way inside. I ran into the nearest store and waddled to the back isle all the time praying I could keep my sphincter closed long enough. “I immediately started to walk like I was trying to hold a golf ball between both knees. I’m aware I’ll need to find a bathroom soon, but no worries. My stomach’s been churning the last few minutes. To keep from wilting, I had been downing a lot of water. “I was out in the city walking under the hot Brazilian afternoon sun, the kind of heat that bears down on you with actual weight. All was well after the first, second, and third ingestion and then… I, however, knew the clandestine nature of these bad boys based off the other reviews so I was wary. These things tasted good quite good, actually. Upon receipt of these non-descript and innocent-looking gummy bears, I formulated my plan: 25 down the hatch every 30 minutes, until I dutifully reached 100. So, I naturally did what any curious, doubtful person with a lot of free time on his or her hands would do: I ordered a 5 lb. I laughed for at least an hour at the ridiculous stories sure they were entertaining, but these so-called “hell-bears” as so many reviewers refer to them couldn’t live up to the hype. “It all began when I saw an Internet article that pointed me to these reviews, how I rue that day.
We hope you find them ~easily digestible~: In order to understand the hardships one may experience when consuming them, we at 4E have found the best snippets of the reviews.
According to many customer reviews for one specific brand of these gelatin treats, Haribo Sugar-Free Bears®, gummy bears are a death sentence. Gummy bears are nothing more than a harmless treat, right? Wrong.
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